Why I don't Watch Many Movies: Or, Things I Could Have Been Doing Instead of Watching The Departed.
Cleaned the bathroom
Read today's paper that I didn't get to
The horizontal shim-sham
Taken a walk
Made a batch of soup or some bread from scratch
Learned to knit
Practiced the accordion
Read that book beside my bed
Drank a million beers
Looked out the window
Played with Sid
Called Paul in California
I'd like to list more things but I just wasted 151 minutes of my life on that worthless shit and I'm afraid that if I write anymore I will be shot by some buffoon mumbling the words faggot or cunt in a south Boston brogue.
Tell me, did people really like this movie? Did it really win 2 academy awards?